Seniors, it’s happening. In 59 days, our days at Lyndon State College will come to an end. In less than two months, Bagel Depot will only be a mere memory. The Diner will no longer be your hangover cure. You will have to instruct your NEW Dunkin’s lady, to shake the flavoring into your coffee. It is a scary world out there, but we have some things to do before we face it.
1. Pass our classes. Just because you’re a senior and invincible does not mean you can get less than a C-, especially in your last GEU.
2. Pick the 10 fortunate souls who get to see you walk across the stage LIVE. Our Lord and Savior Bernie Sanders is our commencement speaker, and because of that, each graduate only gets 10 tickets for the ceremony. Choose wisely.
3. Order our caps and gowns. Must be oreded before April Break! 71 dollars dor a bachelors
4. Enjoy living within a mile radius of Cumbies. Especially at 3AM.
5. Go to the library for the last time. Or for the first time.
6. Take your last ticket to ride the Refund-Check Train into a tattoo parlor. Get a sloth on your ankle. Name her Connie. Introduce Connie to your parents when you see them at graduation.
7. Go to the gym while it’s free. You will not always have a free gym membership so savor this sweat-worthy opportunity.
8. See Heathers: The musical by the Twilight Players during the third-week in April.
9. Attend the Robing Ceremony: Get robed by your professors and thank them for all they have taught you. Like how to write a professional email.
10. Cherish every last bit of Lyndon that you can. Hug your friends. Thank the maintenance crew. High-five Sheila from the dining hall. Believe it or not, you will miss this place, and the people here when you are gone.
2. Pick the 10 fortunate souls who get to see you walk across the stage LIVE. Our Lord and Savior Bernie Sanders is our commencement speaker, and because of that, each graduate only gets 10 tickets for the ceremony. Choose wisely.
3. Order our caps and gowns. Must be oreded before April Break! 71 dollars dor a bachelors
4. Enjoy living within a mile radius of Cumbies. Especially at 3AM.
5. Go to the library for the last time. Or for the first time.
6. Take your last ticket to ride the Refund-Check Train into a tattoo parlor. Get a sloth on your ankle. Name her Connie. Introduce Connie to your parents when you see them at graduation.
7. Go to the gym while it’s free. You will not always have a free gym membership so savor this sweat-worthy opportunity.
8. See Heathers: The musical by the Twilight Players during the third-week in April.
9. Attend the Robing Ceremony: Get robed by your professors and thank them for all they have taught you. Like how to write a professional email.
10. Cherish every last bit of Lyndon that you can. Hug your friends. Thank the maintenance crew. High-five Sheila from the dining hall. Believe it or not, you will miss this place, and the people here when you are gone.